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Philippians 3:13

REBLOG THIS IF YOU HAVE NEVER HAD A VALENTINE.

I think what my mom forgets is that I know my way around technology better than my brothers at times.
I deleted all my history on the Admin account, logged out of all of the sites, I mean for god’s sake… I just figured out her password that she put on the Admin account. 

a-face-to-forget:

huntingloki:

stoneandbloodandwater:

Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (1983) Vs. Seven Nation Army (2003)

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS IS LITERALLY THE SOUND OF COOL

Press play and you will find yourself wearing a long black coat on a windy city street holding a firearm that won’t be invented for another 50 years, your voice will be a full octave deeprer AND YOUR HAIR WILL LOOK PERFECT.

if only Lucifer had his theme song this would be it

omfg

deadgilberts:

the best thing that ever happened to me in high school was about 6 years ago our teacher never showed up for class and neither did the sub so one of the guys in the class just got up and started discussing his various theories about the island in lost and started drawing different diagrams on the board and ranting about his fan theories and everybody just went with it and raised their hands for him like he was the teacher and that was the class. 

easahina:

thats it. i dont have to make another joke on this shitty website ever again.

easahina:

thats it. i dont have to make another joke on this shitty website ever again.

sideb00b:

yeah justin bieber’s DUI mug shot was cool and all but have you seen mike tyson’s?

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animedads:

of all the celebrities that turned out to have really fun, positive internet presences Dwayne Johnson is absolutely one of my favorites

animedads:

of all the celebrities that turned out to have really fun, positive internet presences Dwayne Johnson is absolutely one of my favorites

fuck-benedict:

oscaronmyweiner:

crotchull:

shoutingsoloud:

(x)
okay, so if you’re not caught up on the story, justin bieber has been arrested for DUI and resisting arrest, pending trial or bail from what i know.
jared already has past beef with bieber (look through his twitter feed, theres a lot of stuff there, and he has a history of pissing off bieber’s fans) and he posted this a few minutes ago.
lets talk about this, shall we?

he’s called bieber ‘she’


he’s commented on how bieber looks ‘hot’ without makeup

so what’s the problem with this?
firstly, this is misogyny. jared seems to think that calling bieber a woman is the worst insult he could give him. because, as we all know, women are shameful things that no man would ever want to be, right?
if you don’t like bieber, thats cool! neither do i! but calling him a girl is not going to solve anything.
you’re telling your fanbase – from what i can tell, young girls – that being a girl is shameful. it’s something to be made fun of. you’re calling bieber a girl because you think that is the worst thing he could be. and that’s really problematic.
there’s also the fact that jared is purposefully misgendering him. he’s saying ‘hey! i don’t care what your gender is! i’m going to pretend that it’s something to make fun of!’ and, transphobic implications aside, misgendering someone is not cool. disrespecting someone to be funny is not cool.
doing all of this, in public, to an impressionable fanbase, is not cool.
(look, i get that he’s probably been brought up in an environment that is seriously biogoted, but he’s a grown man who has been out in the world. he should know better.)

You people have to ruin a perfectly harmless joke by dissecting every single thing a person says. Get a life. Seriously. Why are you singling out one person when countless celebrities (RuPaul, Ricky Gervais, etc) have said the same exact ‘misogynistic’ things about him??? Even Seth Rogen blatantly called Bieber a piece of shit, but no one says anything about that. You’re real smart. High five.

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BLESS U TUMBLR USER CROTCHULL
it’s not “transphobic” to make a joke about someone’s gender when  a) they;re obviously cis and b) NOTHING about the ENTIRE situation has ANYTHING to do with trans* people. at all. YOU’RE the one who made it about trans* people. you. not jared. you. it’s not misogynistic. it’s not bigoted. it’s a fucking joke.
get over it.
stop getting offended by every word that comes of out anyone’s mouth.
jesus christ.

fuck-benedict:

oscaronmyweiner:

crotchull:

shoutingsoloud:

(x)

okay, so if you’re not caught up on the story, justin bieber has been arrested for DUI and resisting arrest, pending trial or bail from what i know.

jared already has past beef with bieber (look through his twitter feed, theres a lot of stuff there, and he has a history of pissing off bieber’s fans) and he posted this a few minutes ago.

lets talk about this, shall we?

  1. he’s called bieber ‘she’

  2. he’s commented on how bieber looks ‘hot’ without makeup

so what’s the problem with this?

firstly, this is misogyny. jared seems to think that calling bieber a woman is the worst insult he could give him. because, as we all know, women are shameful things that no man would ever want to be, right?

if you don’t like bieber, thats cool! neither do i! but calling him a girl is not going to solve anything.

you’re telling your fanbase – from what i can tell, young girls – that being a girl is shameful. it’s something to be made fun of. you’re calling bieber a girl because you think that is the worst thing he could be. and that’s really problematic.

there’s also the fact that jared is purposefully misgendering him. he’s saying ‘hey! i don’t care what your gender is! i’m going to pretend that it’s something to make fun of!’ and, transphobic implications aside, misgendering someone is not cool. disrespecting someone to be funny is not cool.

doing all of this, in public, to an impressionable fanbase, is not cool.

(look, i get that he’s probably been brought up in an environment that is seriously biogoted, but he’s a grown man who has been out in the world. he should know better.)

You people have to ruin a perfectly harmless joke by dissecting every single thing a person says. Get a life. Seriously. Why are you singling out one person when countless celebrities (RuPaul, Ricky Gervais, etc) have said the same exact ‘misogynistic’ things about him??? Even Seth Rogen blatantly called Bieber a piece of shit, but no one says anything about that. You’re real smart. High five.

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BLESS U TUMBLR USER CROTCHULL

it’s not “transphobic” to make a joke about someone’s gender when  a) they;re obviously cis and b) NOTHING about the ENTIRE situation has ANYTHING to do with trans* people. at all. YOU’RE the one who made it about trans* people. you. not jared. you. it’s not misogynistic. it’s not bigoted. it’s a fucking joke.

get over it.

stop getting offended by every word that comes of out anyone’s mouth.

jesus christ.

hilarious-war:

completelysane:

unitedhedgehogsoflondon:

OH MY GOD

OH.

OH
orbitfactors:

luvr4photography:

plan-d-for-dumbass67:

Dean choked a demon with a dish towel
Dean Winchester IS the spooky stories demons tell around hellfires at night

THIS MADE ME SO FUCKING HAPPY CUZ IT SHOWS HOW FUCKING SMART HE IS AND HOW FUCKING GOOD HE IS IN A FIGHT AND BASICALLY EVERYTHING I EVER FUCKING WANTED CUZ THIS IS SOME GRIMM FIGHTING SHIT RIGHT HERE JFC I WANT ORE OF THIS OKAY. I WANT ORE OF OUR BOYS DOING THIS. NOT BEING KNOCKED AGAINST SOMETHING AND BOOM! THEY’RE OUT. NO I WANT THEM DOING THIS. 

he’s the dean winchester demons write about on bathroom walls

orbitfactors:

luvr4photography:

plan-d-for-dumbass67:

Dean choked a demon with a dish towel

Dean Winchester IS the spooky stories demons tell around hellfires at night

THIS MADE ME SO FUCKING HAPPY CUZ IT SHOWS HOW FUCKING SMART HE IS AND HOW FUCKING GOOD HE IS IN A FIGHT AND BASICALLY EVERYTHING I EVER FUCKING WANTED CUZ THIS IS SOME GRIMM FIGHTING SHIT RIGHT HERE JFC I WANT ORE OF THIS OKAY. I WANT ORE OF OUR BOYS DOING THIS. NOT BEING KNOCKED AGAINST SOMETHING AND BOOM! THEY’RE OUT. NO I WANT THEM DOING THIS. 

he’s the dean winchester demons write about on bathroom walls

bemusedlybespectacled:

tsukinofaerii:

Geek boys don’t want women to enjoy the same hobbies as them because if we do they have to admit that their hobbies aren’t the reason women don’t want them.

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ridge:

my eyes have just been opened 

ridge:

my eyes have just been opened 

edwardspoonhands:

tessaviolet:

erichmcbrian:

xinggan:

CGI technology has brought the late Audrey Hepburn back to the screen, as she stars in a TV advertisement for the chocolate company, Galaxy. Hepburn’s sons, Sean Ferrer and Luca Dotti, said regarding the project: “Our mother often spoke about her love of chocolate and how it lifted her spirit, so we’re sure she would have been proud of her role as the face of Galaxy.” (watch the commercial here)

I wanna bring this back and remind everyone that the entire commercial is in CGI, not just Audrey. 

WHAT.

Prediction: six years until some terrible person uses this marvelous technology to make pornography starring dead people.

youtubes5ever:

idealisthymnal:

aangnog:

probend:

PE is 5% exorcise and 95% embarrassment 

what kind of gym class do you have that exorcises their kids

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I laughed so fucking hard jesus